Essay Fiesta Rises From Hibernation on March 18th!
Essay Fiesta has been asleep for months. But now, after living off its own body fat all winter, it’s ready to crawl out of its hole, stand up on its wobbly legs, and locate some easy food sources. On...
View ArticleEssay Fiesta Will Not Be Taxing on April 15th
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View ArticleOn Monday the 20th of May, Make Way for Essays!
Once again it is May. No way, you say? We say way. So put a beret on your toupee and eat a parfait at the gourmet buffet. Don’t let a case of Monday Dismay keep you away from the Book Cellar Cafe on...
View ArticleEssay Fiesta Kicks Off Totally Chill Summer Fun on June 17th
On June 17th, we will be a few short days away from the summer solstice, the day of the year on which the daylight glows longest. After the solstice, of course, the sun shines less and less each day....
View ArticleEssay Fiesta Celebrates National Gummy Worm Day on July 15th!
We’re not talking bears. We’re not talking sour peach rings or cola bottles or even twin snakes. We’re talking worms. There is (apparently) a whole, entire day devoted to gummy worms (or gummi worms,...
View ArticleThe Dog Days of Essay Fiesta on August 19th
They’re here: those terrible days when you simultaneously curse the heat of summer and mourn its impending demise. You peel away the clothes that have adhered to your skin with sweat-glue, while...
View ArticleOn September 16th, Essay Fiesta Will Be Willy-Free
Willy Nast isn’t feeling well. Oh wait, I mean, Willy has to work. That sounds convincing, right? ANYWAY, Willy has to miss the show, and now that he’s [cough, finally, cough] out of the way,...
View ArticleOn October 21st, Essay Fiesta Will Be Freakin’ Sweet
There are plenty of opportunities to indulge your sweet tooth in October. You can take a bite out of National Chocolate Cupcake Day on October 18th. Sweetest Day, the dumbest pseudo-holiday that ever...
View ArticleA DECADE of Essay Fiesta on November 18th
Essay Fiesta turns 10 years old this month, which is 70 in dog years, 56 in cat years, and 127.8 in live lit years. Like many dogs and cats entering their golden years, Essay Fiesta can be trusted to...
View ArticleCANCELED: Essay Fiesta Awakens from Hibernation on March 16!
[UPDATE: The March 16 Essay Fiesta has been canceled, due to concerns about the coronavirus. We’ll be back soon. Please stay healthy and safe in the meantime.] Essay Fiesta has been asleep for months....
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